Stitches and Bitches

Drew

2009-02-16T08:00:00.000-05:00

One overrated prima dona, J.D. Drew:

That's a 2008 Upper Deck X card #UDXM-DR.

And here's another Drew. This one's Barrymore. She's a hottie!

Olsen

2009-02-13T08:00:00.001-05:00

This is a 2007 Ultra Dual Materials Jersey Scott Olsen card #DM-SO.

Two patches means two babes, right?

Right. It's the Olsen twins!

Lilly

2009-02-11T08:00:00.000-05:00

Starting off with a 2005 Topps All-Star Game Jersey card #ASR-TL

And finishing up with Evangeline Lilly, the super-hot actress from Lost, playing Kate.

Rodriguez

2009-02-09T08:30:00.000-05:00

Here's a 2008 Topps Highlights Ivan Rodriguez Jersey card.

Rodriguez is one of the game's best catchers, but here's a woman who's not a catcher at all. She's a lesbian and she's totally hot. She's Michelle Rodriguez, from Lost and the movie Fast & Furious.

Park

2009-02-06T08:00:00.000-05:00

For starters we have a 2002 Upper Deck Global Swatch game-used jersey card of Chan Ho Park.

With the global map, the compass, and the nice big swatch, this is a pretty damn nice card.

And now for an even sexier Park. This one is Grace Park, who plays a (spoiler alert!) Cylon on the show Battlestar Galactica.

Big

2009-02-05T08:53:00.001-05:00

We start off with the Big Hurt, Frank Thomas, featuring a bat card with the White Sox logo cut right into it. Very cool. This is a 2001 Upper Deck SP Game Bat Milestone Edition, card #M-FT

And we move on to Kaley Cuoco, from the TV show Big Bang Theory. At least, I'd like to move onto her.

This babe's got a lot of spunk, if you know what I mean.

Anderson

2009-02-04T12:17:00.002-05:00

Check out this 2002 Donruss Originals Gamers GU Jersey card #G-16 of Garrett Anderson:

Pretty sweet card. Too bad this guy sucks ass. He's so overrated it's ridiculous. And at the moment, he's out of job, since apparently all 30 teams realize that he was never as good as his reputation.

How weird is it that everyone thinks he's so good? Almost as weird as people thinking that Gillian Anderson is a good actress. She's hot, though.

Righetti

2009-02-03T08:45:00.000-05:00

First off we have 2005 Donruss Greats Yankee Materials #YC-10, featuring Dave Righetti.

This is a pretty sweet card, with the stitches appearing in the swatch, which is shaped like the Yankees logo.

But here's something even sweeter. Actress Amanda Righetti, now on the show The Mentalist.

If you dig redheads, she is one ultra-hot babe. And on The Mentalist, she carries a gun!

Crawford

2009-02-02T10:32:00.000-05:00

Here's a 2005 Ultimate Sluggers Carl Crawford jersey card.

Crawford looked like he was going to become an elite offensive player but he had a shitty year in 2008 with his OBP all the way down to .319. He had only 30 extra-base hits in 109 games.

On to a Crawford who started and finished her career strong.

Cindy Crawford was, get this, the celebrity most jerked-off to in the early 1990s. I know I did it a few times looking at this picture.

Welcome to Stitches and Bitches

2009-02-01T16:40:00.000-05:00

Let's face it. We love baseball cards, especially jersey and other relic cards, and we love hot babes. This blog features one photo of each per post, with some link between the two. Enjoy!